Free Hamza!

Abu Hamza, the hook handed militant islamic preacher has been found guilty of inciting murder and race-hatred at the Old Bailey.

Therefore it has become clear that a campaign is needed to free 'Dr. Hook' immediately.

After all - without a raving loon like Abu, who would we have to make fun of, assure us of why we should never tolerate home-grown nutters and entertain us with his energetically deranged ranting.

Applications for the immediate release of this modern British icon should be sent to:-mailto:-charles.clarke@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk