Are we there yet? - Tory Party conference bigger than The Beatles

Contrary to popular belief, the ensuing chaos at the Tory party conference was not due to the departure last week of CF National Organiser-in-Waiting Richard 'Action' Jackson.

Richard gallantly stepped into the breach to help out the hapless CCHQ minions who were obviously struggling with competence along with members of Her Majesty's Secret Service/ Bournemouth Police/the breakfast chef at the Suncliff hotel.

Thanks to the (unnamed) person who managed to half-inch my security pass from the secure zone and allow me to bypass the ensuing chaos (pictured)

Any suggestions as to who was the most important person stuck in a three hour queue? Use the comments section...