Americans Vow to Stay the Course - "We will keep buying SUVs even if oil hits $4 a gallon"

In a show of defiance that has become their trademark, the American people have bravely decided that they will keep buying massive SUVs - even if the price of petrol hits the heady heights of $4 a gallon. Read more

The increase in oil prices, caused by instability in the Middle East, has led to sharp increases in price, means that Americans could soon be faced with the massive bill for petrol equivalent to almost £2.30!!!

By comparison British consumers have been paying nearly £5 per gallon for years.

"Hey terrorists. - Terrorise this!!!"